Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?" Client : There is a fly in my soup. Waiter : Don't worry, sir. He won't drink so much! Client : There's a spider in my soup. Waiter : Oh, really? That's 10 penny extra! Client : Waiter, waiter! You've got your thumb in my soup. Waiter : It's all right, sir. It isn't hot! Bağlantı adresi Sadece üyeler içindir!